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01/10/14 @ 11:04pm

palmist:

i love this blooper 

voxamberlynn:

mitzi—may:

nethilia:

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

deebott:

queenofbeerss:

This dress makes me want to die

Fuck me alive

Is that Jessica Rabbit?

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

holy shit

666,626 notes
@ 11:01pm

high-blogging:

fucking ellen

244,291 notes
@ 10:59pm
via:ruinedchildhood
source:cartel

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

image

THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

image

instagrarn:

"You have so much potential!! i know you can do better!!"image

233,961 notes
@ 10:48pm
wanderlostme:

peruvian—goddess:

this is so fucking accurate 

wanderlostme:

peruvian—goddess:

this is so fucking accurate 

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by sicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

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30/09/14 @ 10:56pm

the-fandoms-are-cool:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

sheshiepie:

sdelabelle:

pessimistic-wholock:

I’m so turned on by these pictures.

wow

As long as the vashta nerada aren’t there I am happy

216,319 notes
29/09/14 @ 12:13am

feelsspiral:

everybodyilovedies:

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

x100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

321,508 notes
28/09/14 @ 11:28pm

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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26/09/14 @ 10:09pm

middlemarching:

xxangeldust24xx:

Artist: 伊吹五月

fuck, now I’m having Feelings about this manga again